Thats right I said asshole, sorry Mum.
Today I waited for 15 minutes beside a bike that looks just like mine(which was stolen from MY HOUSE, MY OWN HOUSE!!!!!), I was so prepared to demand that they give it right back to me. The only problem is that my bike looks just like every 3rd bike on campus, and all I really had was a suspicion that it was mine. So when a skinny asian girl came to get it, I knew I was screwed. I asked her a couple of questions and looked at her menacingly. I probably could have convinced her to give it to me but my rage didn't reach that far.
GIVE ME MY BIKE BACK. I really miss her.
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Its the polynesian way--just "borrow" someone elses bike.
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